? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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