Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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