Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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