Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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