oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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