he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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