This girl is more easily done than said...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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