its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I am puke
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I am one with the molecules
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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