butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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