I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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