So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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