**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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