would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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