He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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