Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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