U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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