Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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