Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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