quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We got so high we made milksteak
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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