Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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