After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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