Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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