:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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