careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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