I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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