i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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