i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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