Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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