My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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