She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Randomize