So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I want her autograph on my taint
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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