windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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