he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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