Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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