Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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