I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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