i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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