a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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