2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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