New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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