She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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