i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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