Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i think i have two assholes
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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