I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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