god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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