So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
