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I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Houston, we have a blender
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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