Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
so let's talk penis.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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