You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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