Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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