I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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