party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Randomize
