do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
