Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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