I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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