no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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